First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Mahatma Gandhi

PRIVACY POLICY

Who are we?

Our website address is: https://www.gonzorust.com.

What personal data do we collect and why?

Comments

When visitors leave comments on things it seems like interaction but in reality it’s a one sided circle jerk that should have been deleted or never written.  Comments are turned off for this site.  Maybe I’ll add emojis later.  That’s probably for the best.  Winky face thumbs up eggplant splash splash shrug.

Media

If you upload images to the website, you should avoid uploading images with embedded location data (EXIF GPS) included. Visitors to the website can download and extract any location data from images on the website.  This is how they catch people doing fucked up shit on CSI.  I don’t know how to do that.  I bet you don’t either.  But it’s a thing.  Now you know.

Contact forms

The self promotion form is the only contact form.  If you use it, I see what you put there.  In fact that’s so damn obvious I don’t know why I am still typing.

Cookies

If you leave a comment on our site you may opt-in to saving your name, email address and website in cookies. These are for your convenience so that you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one year.  But I really don’t wanna open up that can of worms.  I don’t want to moderate comments.  So just say ‘OK’ to the stupid cookies popup.  It protects me legally I think.

Embedded content from other websites

Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.

These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracing your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.  Linking content is super easier than making content.  And it supports the people who made it.  They need support.

Analytics

That’s a big word for charts and graphs.  My autism can only handle charts and graphs when magically seeing patterns in a roulette wheel.  I don’t analyze your data.  But… Google does.  So watch out for that shit.  I didn’t do it, Google did it.

Who do we share your data with?

Fuck sake nobody even knows I waste my time doing this.  Please don’t tell anyone, and I promise I’ll never share your cringe with anyone that doesn’t pay half on the light bill.

How long we retain your data?

If you use the form to promote yourself on this website, it gets emailed to me for review.  If it’s worth a fuck, I’ll put it on the site.  If not, it gets deleted.  So… that long.

For users that submit data on our website (if any), just know that it goes to admin@gonzorust.com so I can review it before adding it to the site.  Maybe one day I’ll make my own Reddit and you can post instantly.  For now I’ll moderate the shit you submit. Until that becomes a pain in the ass then someone else can do it.

What rights you have over your data?

I’ll be damn surprised if rights are even a thing after quarantine.  But you can be sure I have no right to your private data.  This is public though.  The internet is forever.  Don’t put your shit on the internet if you don’t want people knowing what your shit is.  Use a screen name.  Wash your hands.

Where we send your data

Fuck man, that’s an extra step in life I don’t need.  I don’t send your data anywhere.

Your contact information

I seriously only want to give credit where credit is due.  Make up a fake name if you have to.  I don’t wanna know you, weirdo.  Just submit a link and description if you want free promotion for your whatever it is.  That’s the point.  Link new players with the content that’s worth a fuck.